Banjos Rule!

The online portal for banjo information, banjo lessons, banjo jokes and banjo culture

"Wunse, I coodn't even spel bango pikker...now I are one!"

The Banjos Rule! Shameless Commerce Division

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Would you like to increase your popularity, improve your sex appeal, shed those unwanted pounds, regrow your hair, and get rid of that stubborn ring around the collar? Then the Banjos Rule! Shameless Commerce Division is for you!

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I'm happy to announce the launch of my official Shameless Commerce Division Store. At my store you can shop for all of your favorite banjo-related items and use your credit card or your PayPal account to pay for the transaction. You'll sign up for an account and even receive emails about specials!


Questions? Just click over to my contact page for an easy way to submit questions and comments.

Banjos Rule! Specials

Before you enter the online store, if you would like to see a list of all that's available at Banjos Rule! just click over to the resources page.


To enter the online store, click this link:

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Be Among The Few To Own The Retro Recordings Of Paul Pope!


I have a unique opportunity for my site visitors to be part of an elite club, one that very few people can say they belong to! Be one of the very first on your block to own the retro recordings of Banjo Paul's first bluegrass group, The Apple Blossom Bluegrass Band! I have a couple dozen of each CD title listed below that I can't seem to get rid of...er, umm, that I would love to send to a good home! Just click the "add to cart" button below each CD description to be taken to our shopping service where you can pay for the CD right here online!


Only $8.00 per CD! • Shipping included! • Cheaper than Elvis Presley!!

Own the latest in "retro" memorabilia! • Recorded in the late 90's!!

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Bluegrass CD's

Made in America!

Premium shrink-wrapped cases!

No child labor was involved in the production of these CD's!

No animals were harmed during the production of these CD's!

Veterinarian recommended! • 10 essential vitamins!

Title: Back Again

Track names:

  1. Springtime In Michigan
  2. 8 More Miles To Louisville
  3. What Kind Of Man
  4. Mary Dear
  5. I'm Lost Without YOu
  6. Lady Luck
  7. Looking Back & Reminiscing
  8. Computer Song
  9. The Love Of Bluegrass
  10. Banjo Picking Gal
  11. Wishing You'd Come Home

No cereal fillers!

They make great coasters!

Hang them from the rearview mirror!

Title: Ripe For The Pickin'

Track names:

  1. Lazy Son Of A Gun
  2. Down South In New Orleans
  3. Miner's Child
  4. Bringing In The Georgia Mail
  5. Don't Know Where I'm Going
  6. Don't Believe You've Met My Baby
  7. Married Man Blues
  8. Legend Of The Rebel Soldier
  9. Out Among The Stars
  10. Mother-In-Law-Song
  11. Handsome Mollie
  12. Reuben's Train

Carry them for personal protection!

They fly REALLY far when thrown at your attacker!

Title: Get The Dust Off The Bible

Track names:

  1. Take Your Shoes Off Moses
  2. Dust On The Bible
  3. The Old Crossroads
  4. Daniel Prayed
  5. Jesus Died On The Cross
  6. Home Far Away
  7. Crying Holy
  8. Father's Table Grace
  9. Set Your Fields On Fire
  10. Little White Church
  11. These Men Of God
  12. This World Is Not My Home

Great for leveling table legs!

You've heard of mini-golf? How about mini frisbee golf!


Many of the proceeds from CD sales go towards my favorite causes:

Shameless commerce


B.A.A.M.

(Banjoists Against Accordion Music)


There is a scourge that is ravaging our inner cities today, and it must be stopped. Many metropolitan areas are plagued by gangs of roving, accordian playing street urchins. Is there anything sadder than seeing our youth reduced to this humiliation and degradation? I want to help! Please buy my merchandise!

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A.S.P.L.B.

(American Society for the Prevention of Lonely Banjoists)


This probably seems like an obvious cause to most of you, and I definitely want to help this one. Us banjo players know all too well the feeling of emptiness that comes along with devoting our lives to this art form while at the same time locking ourselves out of any possible romantic connection or any training in social graces. Playing banjo is much like peeing in a dark suit; it gives us a warm feeling but no one notices. Rainy days and Mondays definitely get us down. We have a lot to offer the world, and believe me ladies, there is nothing more loyal than a banjo player who somehow manages to get a woman to pay some attention to him. Won't you buy a CD and help me help those like me?