Submitted by: Paul Pope
Date of joke entry: 2009-06-29 11:55:25
Joke text: Do you know the sad part about an S.U.V. going over a cliff with two banjo players in it? An S.U.V. holds eight!
Submitted by: Bobbie Dundas
Date of joke entry: 2009-06-29 12:19:08
Joke text: Q: How do you know if a banjo player is sitting at a slant? A: Because the tobacco juice is running out of only one side of his mouth!
Submitted by: Maggie
Date of joke entry: 2009-06-29 13:11:09
Joke text: What\'s the difference between a banjo and a(n)… Chain Saw: a chain saw has a dynamic range. you can turn a chain saw off. South American Macaw: one is loud, obnoxious, and noisy; and the other is a bird. Harley Davidson Motorcycle: you can tune a Harley. Onion: no one cries when you cut up a banjo. Trampoline: you take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline. Uzi: an uzi only repeats forty times.
Submitted by: Phil Kolehmainen
Date of joke entry: 2009-07-08 06:12:30
Joke text: What do banjo players use for birth control. Their personalities.
Submitted by: J Jones
Date of joke entry: 2009-07-12 21:05:42
Joke text: what do you say to a Banjo player in a three piece suit?....\"Will the defendant please stand\"
Submitted by: Maggie
Date of joke entry: 2009-07-13 20:54:45
Joke text: A group of terrorist captured a busload of banjo players. They threatened to release one every hour until their demands were met!
Submitted by: Buddy Ter
Date of joke entry: 2009-07-16 12:00:51
Joke text: Q: Why is a banjo like an incoming missle? A: By the time you hear either one, it\'s too late.
Submitted by: Jay
Date of joke entry: 2009-08-02 07:15:33
Joke text: 3 banjo pickers are atop a 10 story building, one is picking a Huber banjo, the other a gibson, and the last is picking a deering. If they all jumped off the building at the same time which picker would hit first? Who cares!
Submitted by: Banjo Sampler
Date of joke entry: 2009-08-17 04:45:01
Joke text: Q: What kind of day planner does a banjo player use? A: \"Decade-at-a-Glance\"
Submitted by: Bobbie
Date of joke entry: 2009-08-20 07:19:51
Joke text: Q: What is perfect pitch on a banjo? A: When it misses the windowsill as you throw it out.
Submitted by: Bobbie
Date of joke entry: 2009-08-20 07:21:07
Joke text: How do you make a banjo player stop playing? A: Give him sheet music!
Submitted by: Bobbie
Date of joke entry: 2009-08-20 07:22:02
Joke text: Q: What is the difference between a banjo player and a Savings Bond? A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!
Submitted by: Barbara
Date of joke entry: 2009-08-20 07:27:52
Joke text: Q: There are two banjo players sitting in a car. Who\'s driving? A: The policeman
Submitted by: Robes
Date of joke entry: 2009-10-24 15:48:48
Joke text: What do you get when you put 32 banjo players in he back of a pickup?..... A full set of teeth!
Submitted by: \"Hardrock Kid\"
Date of joke entry: 2009-11-10 16:03:16
Joke text: The banjo player in our band showed up last night with a broken index finger on his pickin hand.When he wasn\'t lookin some guy had punched him in the nose!
Submitted by: Tom Wilson
Date of joke entry: 2009-11-21 09:21:19
Joke text: What question will never be asked? Is that the banjo player\'s Jaguar in the parking lot?
Submitted by: Jesse Taylor II
Date of joke entry: 2009-11-29 06:49:12
Joke text: What\'s the preferred weight for a banjo player? About 8 pounds, including the urn.
Submitted by: Jesse Taylor II
Date of joke entry: 2009-11-29 07:00:27
Joke text: Crime is getting worse. Recently, I went to my favorite fishing hole and took my banjo along. As I fished my way around the bank of the pond, my vehicle was out of sight. Someone with the morals of a goat took the opportunity to break into my vehicle. Finding my banjo in the backseat, they left two more.
Submitted by: Lee Chase
Date of joke entry: 2010-01-12 06:20:10
Joke text: Q: Did you hear about the banjo player who finished high school? A: Me either!
Submitted by: Lee Chase
Date of joke entry: 2010-01-12 06:22:45
Joke text: Q: Why do banjo players leave their banjos on the front seat? A: So they don\'t get ticketed parking in the handicapped spot
Submitted by: Banjo Knee
Date of joke entry: 2010-02-06 16:12:43
Joke text: Q: What do you call 1,000 banjos at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
Submitted by: Banjo Knee
Date of joke entry: 2010-02-06 16:13:31
Joke text: Q: What do you call a banjo player who breaks up with his girlfriend? A: Homeless!
Submitted by: Banjo Knee
Date of joke entry: 2010-02-10 23:29:47
Joke text: Q: What\'s worse than three guys sitting around picking their banjos? A: Nothing\'s worse than that!
Submitted by: Banjo Knee
Date of joke entry: 2010-02-10 23:31:49
Joke text: Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four - one to change the lightbulb, and the other three to complain that it\'s electric.
Submitted by: George Martin
Date of joke entry: 2010-03-01 15:10:15
Joke text: What is the difference between a banjo player and a proctologist? A proctologist only has to deal with one a**hole at a time!